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Just Sit Right Back and You’ll Hear a Tale…


A Tale of a Fateful Trip…

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QUICK.

If you were to be stranded on a desert island what ten things would you want to have with you? (Assuming a water supply and some kind of food source.)

  1. ipod with everything imaginable on it including the musical equivalent of the cyanide capsule, My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas, in case I couldn’t take it anymore.
  2. industrial sized drum of Dr. Bronner’s soap
  3. I’m thinking I’m not going to get a way with counting a subscription to People Magazine as one thing, so…maybe the Norton Anthology of British Literature, the one with the tissue thin pages – multi-purpose, you know.
  4. a big ass knife
  5. George Clooney. What? Why not?
  6. I guess saying Diet Pepsi would be really short-sighted and silly, but honest to god, it’s what I’m thinking of right now.
  7. shoes – not Jimmy Choos, but practical, wear around the coral reef shoes.
  8. fire, and lots of it
  9. sunscreen, especially now that I’ve got The Cancer
  10. something warm and weatherproof to wear, preferably in pink, bright pink. You never know when the paparazzi might turn up. Do they make Gortex, fur lined Snuggies?

Um, Jane?

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This is a deserted island. Clooney would make it decidedly undeserted. Desserted, maybe.

Anyway, my list:

  1. A laminated picture of my family
  2. Laminated dirty picture of my wife
  3. iPod loaded with every Lost and Gilligan’s Island episode
  4. Bag of weed with the seeds in it
  5. Pack of Bic lighters
  6. Voltmeter
  7. Tattooing equipment
  8. Set of Ginsu knives
  9. Wilson brand volleyball
  10. Tuxedo

P.S. Jane: cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater.

Who won this debate? 120118

Condoms for Children


Podcast

Hey Madison! Look!  I can make it into a giraffe!

A swiss company has begun manufacturing and marketing a condom targeted to 12-14 year old boys, called the Hotshot. Jane loves the idea. Dan hates it. Have a listen and decide for yourself.

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You can read more about the story here.

Who won this debate? 117119

She Wants to Kiss a Girl


Podcast

There was a girl. She liked a girl. She wanted to take that girl to a dance. But the school said no. Kevin Bacon tried to help out, but in this version of the story, John Lithgow was way too powerful, and he cancelled the whole dance.

Here’s what Dan and Jane think about it.

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How confident is Dan in his masculinity? Here he is in drag, circa 1985. Spoiler alert: Have a hanky ready. It’s gonna bring you to tears.

Who won this debate? 1113

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