Finally Friday!
April 2nd, 20107 comments Posted in Finally Friday
Fun on a Friday
Posthumously, Michael Jackson is given the Elder status of the Sambia tribe, a distinction Jackson spent his whole adult life trying for.
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Speaking of Wikipedia and semen, who at Wikipedia HQ thought it was necessary to have a slideshow worth of semen in various environments? “Boss – You know what this page needs? Semen in a bowl. Semen on a countertop. Semen in carpet.”
“Good idea, Johnson. But how can we get photos like that?”
“I just got the new issue of ‘Tats’ magazine, boss. Gimme an hour. And the conference room. I’ll get you those pictures. Oh – you done with that salad bowl?”
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I’ve got no linkage for this one – right now the over/under bet for Jesse James’ mistress count is ten.
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This week at Dan’s place, the Baby Ruth scene in Caddyshack was played out at the kid’s swimming lesson. Like we needed any more ammunition for the kids to talk about poop.
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Overheard at Dan’s place:
Hey, flip back a channel. What was that?
(flips back) I dunno. Kid Rock?
With pole dancers in stars-n-stripes bikinis.
(long pause, watching)
You know, this is the kind of thing my “Dan” persona would watch. I like Dan.
Dan’s an asshole.
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Even Cheborneck is laughing at this guy.
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Have an awesome weekend, Jane readers. May everything you eat this weekend be chocolate flavored.
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I’m amazed at the amount of people I have met on Twitter who have online “personas”. For example, I’m a mongoose. There are others (who I won’t name) but “Dan”? Really? You go through the process of having an online nom de plume and you go with “Dan”? That just makes me sad.
Well now I’m just disappointed, Stacey. You know my real name. I’ll cut you some slack on the Dan thing, though – it’s a play on an old SNL skit between Dan Akroyd and Jane Curtin, and Dan would often start his debate rebuttals with “Jane, you ignorant slut!”
Besides – “Ron Mexico” was already taken.
I know that – I wasn’t going to mention it though. Keep the mystic alive. Now it’s ruined. ::sigh::
FYI – I’m not that old.
I know. As your official stalker, you should already know I know how old you are. (that’s why I explained the SNL reference, little girl)
Do I have a persona? I wonder…
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I can assure you that “Jane” is a persona, and most certainly NOT an ignorant slut. And Yes, DG, you have a persona, it just happens to be that your persona and your person are remarkably similar.
Wasn’t anybody going to ask about why Dan has spent so much time on Wikipedia searching for that stuff?
No?
Yikes.
Also, somebody tell the person that has my persona that she better get writing soon b/c she’s falling down on the job and the dude who has the persona of Dan is going to get ticked off if that other persona doesn’t get with it.
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I was going to write something fucking witty and I forgot it.
Of course.
grrrrowl.
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